I’d like to thank my doctor’s office’s robo-email for making my eyes leak this morning. Fucking fuckers.
I can tell when my boss realizes he has completely fucked me: he buys me lunch.
Good news: my boss is buying me lunch today!
Bad news: it’s only Monday and he’s already fucked me.
Though I did know Monday was going to suck when I left here last week and had an enormous pile of un-started work in my in-box. So I had warning that today would suck.